Day One

do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?　

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My blog gets really political in election years.

mykicks:

I started my Tumblr in July of 08 and like every other post was about the election or The Dark Knight.

So I guess Batman and Obama will be ruling my blog again.

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iwantausername:

chicksdigthephoenix:

energy-liger:

aceofstars:

ask-pinkie-pool:

twiborg:

avenginglesbianfriend:

heroofbagels:

tomquest:

inetux:

captainamericass:

sarah-b-thats-me:

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED

The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.

None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude! 

These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers

THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES

I don’t know what’s the best in this post, that gif, the comments, that Fury pic or “you tried” star

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thetardis:

quickdraw-kiddo:

saladburps:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

YOUVE CREATED A GOD

And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.

- The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B

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mykicks:

I was texting with a guy around my age the other day, and it all seemed normal until halfway through the conversation he told me he wanted me to pee on him and fart on his face. I feel like you should be upfront about that sort of thing.

He asked me to talk dirty to him, so I did, and he goes “no no, talk DIRTY.” I didn’t even understand what he meant, that’s how mundane my idea of sex is. I was like, “I dunno… I thought of everything. That’s literally all I know how to do in bed.”

Dirty talk is just the worst, half the time the other person says something or asks me to elaborate and I’m thinking “Really don’t know what more to say right now…”

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

pajamaswag:

I don’t even have a computer.

cause jay and silent bob

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