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refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

(via joshpeck)

chickenuqqet:

"hate’s a strong word"

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(Source: sidethots, via kingsleyyy)

(Source: citizensyndrome, via ugly-cat-sweater)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via livesfordayslikethis)

edwardspoonhands:

Get outta here Ferg Face.

edwardspoonhands:

Get outta here Ferg Face.

(Source: terriblequality)

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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(via alwaysendupcroatoan)

piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

(Source: evgeniemalkin, via alwaysendupcroatoan)

proivy:

jadethemerman:

proivy:

jadethemerman:

I’m 6’2 I thought I was 6’1 plzzzzzz I don’t wanna get taller

i thought i was 5’10 for like a year and a half turns out i’m 5’8 

Height is unimportant

it is when you’re ordering certain clothes online and when you get them they’re too big on you!!

(Source: lebaenese)