I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
I’m 6’2 I thought I was 6’1 plzzzzzz I don’t wanna get taller
i thought i was 5’10 for like a year and a half turns out i’m 5’8
Height is unimportant
it is when you’re ordering certain clothes online and when you get them they’re too big on you!!